Post by ted on Jun 16, 2013 21:50:31 GMT
Sausage Island: The Beginning
You're all familiar with everyone's favorite meat in tube form, the sausage. Made famous by the ever wonderful "Sausage Island". You know the Chorizo, the Andoullie, the Hot Dog, the Braut and many more delicious wienies. But...where did it all begin? How did this all get started? Before the butcher shop? Before the processing plant? Before the slaughter house? It started here. Porkseidon Island! Home of Survivor Sausage Island: The Begining! You 16 piggies are the best of the best! You come from all around the world and different walks of life to compete to be sole survivor! The winner, lives in the lap of luxury on a farm with all the slop and rotten apple cores you can eat! The losers? Off to the fire pit! A true honor! You shall become the famous sausages in that legendary series...but first, tonight you must be divided into tribes. On the north side of the island: The Bacon tribe. You will wear a smokey, savory brown. On the south side the Gwadachop tribe will make their camp. Get moving. You have a 10 mile hike to camp! And an immunity challenge in the morning!
Now for our season's big twist:
Hello piggies! As I am sure you are already aware, Sausage Island is the home of the native arborious sausageious, or the dreaded Sausage Tree. The Sausage Tree is among a very few carnivorous plant species, relying entirely on the flesh of pigs for sustenance. The trunk of the Sausage tree waits patiently for a pig to run by, apprehends the unfortunate piglet with its projections, and forces the pig into the tree's terrifying internal digestive system, where a particularly unimaginable and painfully slow death awaits.
These trees, like all trees, also produce a fruit called the Sausage Fruit, made from pork meat. During your stay here on Sausage Island, you may be fortunate enough to acquire this delicacy, its quite likely one of your friends died a gruesome death for it.
Every round of the game, your tribe will select a piggy to go and grab a piece of a fruit from the tree. Some players be selected to get their fruit based on completing certain tasks or challenge performance rather than being selected. When you arrive at sausage tree, a random fruit will be given to you, and may be any of the following variety:
The most common and to many the still the most delicious variety, the Regular Sausage Fruit is a delicacy to the natives of sausage island.
Decomposition is depressing, but its a fact of life. Consider yourself unfortunate to have picked one of these, and definitely do not eat it to avoid Sausacocus Anemia, a disease as horrific as it sounds.
The Silver sausage is a great find, well known for shiny reflective surface.
Perhaps the most divine and coveted sausage of them all, the Golden sausage fruit is as delicious as it is beautiful, a true culinary delight.
Sausage Island is no normal island, and this extremely scarce fruit is a product of the island's magical properties. Finding one will grant you significant powers.
As you collect sausage fruit, you may trade them in for clues to the Hidden immunity idol. Acquires 10 points, and you will earn a clue.
The Rotten sausage will give you 0 points..
The Regular sausage will grant you 1 point.
The Silver Sausage will grant you 3 points.
The Golden Sausage will grant you 5 points.
The Magic sausage, is an entity all its own. Whoever possesses this mystical link will have a choice of two different powers. You may mutiny from your tribe to the other tribe, or grant yourself 1 time immunity at a tribal council, trading in your magic sausage for an immunity necklace. The choice is yours.
Now for our season's big twist:
Hello piggies! As I am sure you are already aware, Sausage Island is the home of the native arborious sausageious, or the dreaded Sausage Tree. The Sausage Tree is among a very few carnivorous plant species, relying entirely on the flesh of pigs for sustenance. The trunk of the Sausage tree waits patiently for a pig to run by, apprehends the unfortunate piglet with its projections, and forces the pig into the tree's terrifying internal digestive system, where a particularly unimaginable and painfully slow death awaits.
These trees, like all trees, also produce a fruit called the Sausage Fruit, made from pork meat. During your stay here on Sausage Island, you may be fortunate enough to acquire this delicacy, its quite likely one of your friends died a gruesome death for it.
Every round of the game, your tribe will select a piggy to go and grab a piece of a fruit from the tree. Some players be selected to get their fruit based on completing certain tasks or challenge performance rather than being selected. When you arrive at sausage tree, a random fruit will be given to you, and may be any of the following variety:
The most common and to many the still the most delicious variety, the Regular Sausage Fruit is a delicacy to the natives of sausage island.
Decomposition is depressing, but its a fact of life. Consider yourself unfortunate to have picked one of these, and definitely do not eat it to avoid Sausacocus Anemia, a disease as horrific as it sounds.
The Silver sausage is a great find, well known for shiny reflective surface.
Perhaps the most divine and coveted sausage of them all, the Golden sausage fruit is as delicious as it is beautiful, a true culinary delight.
Sausage Island is no normal island, and this extremely scarce fruit is a product of the island's magical properties. Finding one will grant you significant powers.
As you collect sausage fruit, you may trade them in for clues to the Hidden immunity idol. Acquires 10 points, and you will earn a clue.
The Rotten sausage will give you 0 points..
The Regular sausage will grant you 1 point.
The Silver Sausage will grant you 3 points.
The Golden Sausage will grant you 5 points.
The Magic sausage, is an entity all its own. Whoever possesses this mystical link will have a choice of two different powers. You may mutiny from your tribe to the other tribe, or grant yourself 1 time immunity at a tribal council, trading in your magic sausage for an immunity necklace. The choice is yours.